And shown below is a creative combination of water pipe, electric cable and screw.
I wrote the following text in March:
To boil the kettle on our floor follow these simple instructions. First find a bowl and a colander. Place the bowl on top of the fridge then upend the colander and balance it on top of the bowl. Next balance the electric base for the kettle on the colander. Fill the kettle and transport it quickly to the fridge, trailing water as you go. Put the kettle on its base and boil as usual. Once it is done QUICKLY use your boiled water before it dribbles into the bowl. Once you have your water, tip the rest away and remove the kettle from it's base to stop it continually turning itself back on again and boiling itself dry.
Oh Pansas, how I miss you.